Confused Security Guards, Flanders Metal Makes It To The Simpsons TV Show & 8 Other Stories You May Have Missed This Week

If you live in the States, don't forget about your taxes or Uncle Sam gets angry, and you don't like him when he's angry.

Here's what you missed this week:

1. 26 Facts Of TOOL's Undertow You May Not Know For Its 26th Anniversary
2. Black Metal Musician Arrested for String of Louisiana Church Fires
3. STAIND Reunion Is A Go
4. SLIPKNOT's Corey Taylor Gets Engaged To His Longtime Girlfriend, Alicia Dove
5. Video of Security Guard Confused By DANCE GAVIN DANCE's Performance Has Gone Viral
6. All of The Metal Rods In OZZY's Body Were Dislodged After His Latest Accident According to Sharon Osbourne
7. GOJIRA Announces Three Solo U.S. Tour Dates For This Fall
8. Ned Flanders Band OKILLY DOKILLY Were Actually On The Simpsons This Past Sunday
9. SLAYER Looks Back At 37 Years Of Weird Merchandise, Picks Favorites
10. DAVID HASSELHOFF Is Working on Heavy Metal Songs – "That's The Kind Of Music I Like To Hear"