Shredding is metal. Eating is metal. How about combining the two? What would be more metal than eating your mom's soup creation with a wooden guitar-shaped spoon? I guess if it was a metal guitar-shaped spoon it would literally be more metal, but I prefer the wood. (That's what she said). If you're as excited as I am about this, you can grab a pair of these bay boys at Amazon.com for $12. [via Gizmodo]
