So Frank and Rob are still on their Los Angeles bizcation for the Revolver Golden Gods Awards. I asked Rob if it would be cool if I said "the two fags who run this site are at the ceremony. being fags." He responded "legit LOL at IHOP" to my question. And, since that wasn't a "no" or a "yes" (and not even that funny to add), I figured why the hell shouldn't I share that with you guys to compensate for my lack of insight to what really went down at the show (except for Joanna Angel tweeting: I think I just heard slipknot thank their parents … with their masks on). But hey, at least we'll all be watching it together on MTV 2 when it airs Saturday, May 2.
Most Awesomely Good Drummer – Vinnie Paul
Best Underground Metal Band – Isis
Metal Industry Award – Rainbow Bar & Grill
Best Album – Metallica
Honorary Headbanger – Kat Von D
Golden God – Dave Mustaine
Best Riff – Slipknot
Most Viral Video – Protest The Hero
Most Metal Athlete – Shaun White
Best Live Band – Slipknot
Best New Talent – Suicide Silence
Best International Band – Dethklok
MySpace Readers’ Choice Award – The Acacia Strain
Most Mind-Blowing Guitarist – Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King
Hottest Chick In Metal – Marta Peterson (Bleeding Through)
Life Time Achievement – Ozzy Osbourne