See? Now you're totally interested in what I have to tell you about all the upcoming Iwrestledabearonce stuff. It may or may not be sweet, so prepare yourself.
The band have announced their new record to be called Late for Nothing and will be out August 6 on Century Media Records. It will also totally feature the legendary Steve Vai on the track "Carnage Asada," which is an actual crime against the food it was named kind-of after. Yeah, puns; we get it. The rest of the song titles are pretty dumb too:
1. Thunder Chunky
2. Letters To Stallone
3. Snake Charmer
4. Boat Paddle
5. Firebees
6. Mind The Gap
7. Carnage Asada
8. The Map
9. That’s A Horse Of A Different Color
10. I’d Buy That For A Dollar
11. Inside Job
12. It Don’t Make Me No Nevermind
But at the same time, I find myself caring a little bit. obviously Vai saw something in these guys that we all missed (or those who think this band are ridiculous missed), so maybe it'll be good? Or maybe he just wanted to play guitar on something outrageous and it isn't good at all. I guess we'll find out soon enough! If that's your thing, here's the dates:
June 21 – Karlsruhe, Germany – Stadtmitte
June 22 – Schweinfurt, Germany – Kulturhaus Stattbahnhof
June 23 – Wien, Austria – Viper Room
June 25 – Graz, Austria – Explosiv
June 26 – Augsburg, Germany – Musikkantine
June 27 – Trier, Germany – Open Air
June 28 – Roitzschjora, Germany – With Full Force
June 29 – Montabaur, Germany – Mair 1
June 30 – Leeds, UK – Ghost Fest
July 2 – Moscow, Russia – Plan B
July 3 – Saint Petersburg, Russia – Arktika
July 5 – Sulingen, Germany – Reload Fest
July 19 – Huntington, NY – The Paramount
July 20 – Worcester, MA – The Palladium
July 21 – Clifton Park, NY – Upstate Concert Hall
July 22 – Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom
July 23 – Toledo, OH – The Rocket Bar
July 24 – Chicago, IL – Toyota Park
July 25 – Minneapolis, MN – The Cabooze
July 26 – Lawrence, KS – Granada
July 27 – Denver, CO – Summit
July 28 – Salt Lake City, UT – In The Venue
July 30 – Seattle, WA – El Corazon
Aug 1 – San Francisco, CA – The Regency
Aug 2 – West Hollywood, CA – House of Blues
Aug 3 – Santa Ana, CA – The Observatory
Aug 4 – San Diego, CA – Soma
Aug 5 – Mesa, AZ – The Nile Theater
Aug 8 – Dallas, TX – The Door
Aug 9 – San Antonio, TX – Backstage Live
Aug 10 – Houston, TX – House of Blues
Aug 12 – Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade
Aug 13 – Raleigh, NC – Lincoln Theatre
Aug 14 – Silver Spring, MD – The Fillmore
Aug 15 – New York, NY – Irving Plaza
Aug 16 – Reading, PA – Reverb
Aug 17 – Hartford, CT – The Webster
