Adding Smiles To Grim Metal Photos Is Oddly Unsettling (DANZIG, BEHEMOTH, SLAYER, DEICIDE)

It's 4/20, and I may have taken a few bong rips in celebration of the national holiday. I was reminded of this tweet I saw over the weekend:

https://twitter.com/theerictables/status/853080800924884993

And at the time, I wondered what metal musicians would look like using the same FaceApp app for smartphones. I started with the Danzig photo above, and quickly I realized that these smiles make these serious metal musicians look much less serious:

Dave Mustaine

Dimmu Borgir's Shagrath

Deicide's Glen Benton

Slayer's Kerry King

Meshuggah's Jens Kidman

Behemoth's Nergal

Phil Anselmo

Shagrath's photo still manages to look metal, while the most unsettling ones for me have to be either Nergal or Glen Benton.

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