Our mishpocheh over at MetalSucks came up with a brilliant blog post earlier today about metal merch they wish was real and the one that stuck out to me the most were dimebags in tribute to Pantera guitarist "Dimebag Darrell" because how did this never happen?
Obviously, nowadays dimebags are a thing of the past, or are they? I mean, I live in New York so it's not worth it for anybody to sell such low quantities but surely they exist somewhere? But when they were a thing, there would sometimes be silly prints on them. Imagine Pantera selling packets of a 100 of these? Or perhaps in a magical future where marijuana is legalized everywhere to the point where bands can start selling pre-packaged, branded ganja? I guess that sort of stuff happens in California and Colorado already. Which reminds me, I need to move.
Anyway, check out other genius merch ideas like the Axl Rose alarm clock and Pig Destroyer bacon over at MetalSucks.
