Social media has long been derided as the home of ridiculous cat pictures, videos and memes. This is true. Black metal is held dear by its fans as an art form worth taking seriously. This is also true. However. I love cats, I love black metal- and all extreme metal has a tongue-in-cheek quality to it. So, why not bring these two things together?
Presenting your new favorite Twitter account: Black Metal Cats!!!
The page takes epic looking photos of cats in snowy, heavily forested landscape and presents them with lyrics from great black metal classics. Most of the cats are Norwegian Forest Cats (or Maine Coons, they look pretty similar), naturally. It’s totally ridiculous…but it’s also totally awesome. Here are some highlights below, with links to the songs themselves.
Frozen and cold, an existence I do know, open the gate, there's a mountain of ice, a cold world made for me. pic.twitter.com/QGzUWJil0l
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 11, 2015
The wind whispers beside the deep forest, darkness will show us the way. pic.twitter.com/YruKL8BUW6
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) November 28, 2015
Mayhem- De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
The howling wind blows in the naked trees, moonlit fields glow in the dark, below me the path to the cemetery. pic.twitter.com/iRqhkD22mh
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) November 21, 2015
Darkthrone- Under a Funeral Moon
A dark wind sweeps the land, sunless days in the dark of winter, they have seen it all, since the dawn of this age. pic.twitter.com/UXja24Xj5c
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) November 12, 2015
Marduk- Stone Stands its Final Vigil
The strength of a thousand fire-breathing demons breeds in my infernal, sinking soul. pic.twitter.com/Nj2QLkrvlb
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 21, 2015
Emperor- The Majesty of the Night Sky
In fog and darkness I walk, I disappear into the mighty forest. pic.twitter.com/j97wMUdMla
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) November 20, 2015
Satyricon- Into the Mighty Forest
Gathering the horde on a mountainside, awaiting the morning bestial sunrise, portals to war lay before us. pic.twitter.com/uFTXuAOW1F
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) January 1, 2016
Immortal- A Sign For the Norse Hordes to Ride
Conjure the hordes of blasphemy, gather them in a circle of black, and make them eternally dwell within me. pic.twitter.com/mNnPGzrvjh
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 10, 2015
Urgehal- Conjure the Hordes of Blasphemy
The final war shall we win, and the blood of the good shall fall as rain. pic.twitter.com/fKQp1J9yqe
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 6, 2015
I'm the dark warrior, from the land of dark forests, kingdom of snow and frost, where true evil dwells. pic.twitter.com/qFxTXmumYb
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 19, 2015
Frozen in the winter gate, iced soul in the shivering sphere, bitter cold comes whispering. pic.twitter.com/B5vr4a11WZ
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 24, 2015
In the name of the almighty emperor they shall rise, and forever wander the land beyond the great vast forest. pic.twitter.com/P6Ez2n1aBc
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 9, 2015
Emperor- Beyond the Great Vast Forest
(Favorite Emperor song!)
Though the enemy's army is poor, it is big, but we shall take them all, one by one, and heaven shall be torn. pic.twitter.com/zELLBY1mIL
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) November 29, 2015
Dimmu Borgir- Gud's Fortapelse Åpenbaring Av Dommedag
Rrrrrroooooooooaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhh! pic.twitter.com/rBNFcqrgBM
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 4, 2015
Basically any black metal song.