I should preface this with a bit of an NSFL alert, because it will involve discussion of Sharon Osbourne's nether regions. For some reason, some brave reporter for British tabloid, The Sun asked Sharon about what her sex life is like:
"Ozzy loves David Letterman. We lie in bed and watch it and he says, 'Oh, we've just got time before Letterman's monologue'."
Why do I need to know this? Why did I decide YOU need to know this? Well, if I have to suffer, you all do! I can't even imagine those two getting intimate. Now if you excuse me, I need to go lose my lunch.
