So few things happen in Fargo, North Dakota that when Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich and his new model gilrfriend, supermodel Jessica Miller come into town, it's a big news story. They were apparently visiting Jessica's sister, Danielle, who is a news anchor there.
What was interesting about the story is that Lars has a new girlfriend. Not to get all TMZ on you here, but the dude was married to Connie Nielsen and I guess they got divorced recently. That was Lars' second marriage. In the interest of being gossip queens, let's take a look back at Lars three known relationships…
Current Girlfriend
This is Jessica Miller, the girl who he is currently schtupping. She previously dated Daron of System of A Down.
His Ex-Girlfriend
Actress Connie Nielsen (Gladiator, The Devil's Advocate) who he dated for most of the 2000's after his second divorce. They never married, but they did manage to have a five year old son, Bryce.
His Ex-Wife
Lars was married to Skylar Satenstein from 1997 to 2004. They looked like a happy couple. They had two sons together, Myles, 13, and Layne, 10.
His First Wife
Lars's first wife was Debbie Jones who he met in England in 1988. The couple divorced two years later "due to Ulrich's constant absence during the recording of The Black Album." No photos of Debbie and Lars are currently available on the internet. Update: Turns out there is one photo:
So there you have it. Three Lars Ulrich conquests. Clearly he likes taller women, but at 5'6" (allegedly) it's easy to find a taller woman, since there are so many out there. Lars seems to be a long-term relationship guy, unlike Lemmy, who we found out earlier today is not.