The Heaviest Metal Ever Discovered, The Worst T-Shirts Ever and more in the Top Stories of the Week

It's been a crazy week for heavy metal the last few days, with some big stories and some absurd ones. Here are the top stories of the week:

1. Scientists Discover The Heaviest Metal Ever, Whole Genre Considers Quitting
2. The Best DISTURBED Parody You Will Ever See
3. EMMURE, ATTILA & I DECLARE WAR Compete To Create Most Derogatory T-Shirt
4. Fan Dies After Stage Diving at MISS MAY I Show
5. 7 Year Old Avery Crushes JUDAS PRIEST'S "Painkiller" on Drums
6. The First Trailer to the Movie Northmen, featuring AMON AMARTH's Johan Hegg is Epic
7. Statue Of Baphomet Is Almost Done For The Oklahoma State Capitol!
8. Kid Smashes Bass Guitar at Talent Show
9. CYNIC's Paul Masvidal and Sean Reinert Publicly Come Out As Gay
10. Down IV – Part II Full Stream Posted

We'll be back this Sunday for a brand new RIP a Livecast with plenty to talk about.