For years, years, Marilyn Manson fans have been asking "Marilyn, when the hell are you going to release a dildo with your face on it?"
Well, after years and years of begging, Manson finally relented, releasing what he's branding a "Double Cross Dildo," which comes with a nice bag featuring the modern Manson logo emblazoned on it:
Here's the official description:
The Double Cross Marilyn Manson Dildo + Bag includes a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo and velvet double cross logo bag for easy and discreet storage. Please note that the paint on Marilyn Manson's face is environmentally safe. May fade with multiple uses.
May fade with multiple uses?! Fans want to be able to know Manson's face will be on there no matter how many times they stick it in themselves.
The dildo is 8" tall, 1.5" diameter and is made of hypoallergenic silicone with a sucker base, so you can just stick it on your wall or the floor and have fun.
If you have $125 burning a hole in your pocket and would like to purchase this, you may do so here.