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No New Album, But TOOL Make $199 Blankets Now

Keep warm with Tool!

Keep warm with Tool!

You might wake up every day and wonder, gee…is that new Tool album done yet? The answer, as of today, is no, not yet.

But you know what is done? TOOL's new line of $200 blankets made out of old shirt designs. Seriously. Here's the update from their official site:

“Can I have your full attention please – yes, YOU – checking to see if this is new album news? It’s not, but I am certainly excited to announce that MORE TOOL MULTI-PURPOSE BLANKETS have been produced – 3 DIFFERENT ONES in fact – all in VERY LIMITED QUANTITIES!
SPECS: Blanket made from recycled Tool shirts. Hand-sewn to soft, comfortable fleece. Comfortable enough for home use, durable enough for festivals.

Very limited quantity and availability.

– Individually cut-n-sewn in the USA
– Dimensions 75″ X 75″
– Topside 100% cotton shirts and contrast fabric
– Bottomside Fleece
– Polyester thread & polynylon corner folds
– Reinforced double stitching

Remember, if you want one, don’t procrastinate! Don’t go to the nearest courtesy phone, or wait for a healing thighbone… Don’t look for unreal blue butterfly eyes on a lark, or attempt to grasp the physics of an anti-quark. Don’t go out to get a Thai noodle salad massage, or look for a doghouse with a two-car garage… TIME IS A WASTING… Why are you still reading this? I’m willing to bet you an undertaker’s wart that these new TOOLcollectible blankets… go fast!”

These limited edition items are available here.

[via ThePRP]

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