Seriously, this is really funny. You get to see Al use the term "limp dickster" and make fun of Fred a lot, which should be enough for you! Get on in here.
Here's the payoff. Keep in mind Al told Rolling Stone this, so now it's out there in a huge capacity. Good job, Al:
The Limp-dickster motherfucker, whatever his name is. I got him naked and in a cowboy hat [in a recording studio]! I’m showing him, ‘Look, you want my sound? This is my sound. This is what I use.’ And he wouldn’t believe it because just by hitting the magic button on the harmonizer that it wouldn’t make him sound exactly like me. He was that naïve. I’m like, ‘Well, try the cowboy hat.’ So I gave him my cowboy hat. . . and it still sounded like shit.
So I go, ‘Why don’t you try and get naked? That’s how I sing.’ I was just bullshitting him. So he goes out and does that, and is thoroughly embarrassed, again. And then he just left. I got paid to just humiliate him for three songs. It was awesome.
I seriously have to wonder how much of this is bullshit and how much is actual retelling of an event. Why the hell was Durst in the studio with Jourgensen? Is Durst actually that dumb or are his lyrics really just stupid? Why does Limp Bizkit still cover Ministry if Al was a douche? I have so many questions for Al.
It's still funny though.
