Behemoth began teasing something called "The Shit Of God" the day after Christmas 2024. Turns out that's a new single coming on January 29 from (presumably) a new Behemoth record due out sometime this year.
Though the real story here seems to be the infinity of butthurt Christians in Behemoth's Instagram comment section. There were enough "Christ is king" comments (including one from notable Christian deathcore band Impending Doom) that Behemoth posted a comment of their own, saying: "Wtf with that christ is king spam? Some christian's ddos attack?" You can find some screenshots of the Christspam below.
Though knowing Behemoth and their track record with Christians, you know they're loving this. In the meantime, Behemoth, Satyricon, and Rotting Christ will hit the road across Europe next April for their Unholy Trinity tour. The tour kicks off on April 4 at the Gasometer in Vienna and wraps up on April 27 at the O2 Universum in Prague. Get the full list of dates below and get your tickets here.
4/4 Gasometer, Vienna, AT
4/5 Zenith, Munich, DE
4/6 Columbiahalle, Berlin, DE
4/8 Halle 622, Zurich, CH
4/11 Olympia, Paris, FR
4/12 O2 Brixton Academy, London, UK
4/13 013 Poppodium, Tilburg, NL
4/15 E-Werk, Cologne, DE
4/16 Schlachthof, Wiesbaden, DE
4/18 B-K, Stockholm, SE
4/20 Inferno Metal Festival, Oslo, NO (Behemoth only)
4/22 Ice Hall, Helsinki, FI
4/23 Palladium, Riga, LV
4/25 Orbita Hall, Wrocław, PL
4/26 Ragnaroek Festival, Lichtenfels, DE (Behemoth only)
4/27 O2 Universum, Prague, CZ
