Here is the backstory: Five Finger Death Punch recently parted ways with their bassist. A few weeks later somebody found the flyer you see here at the Musician's Institute and shared it on the internet. We all laugh. Then, 5FDP's management comes out says it was a mistake and the band never approved of it. Sounds like somebody let the intern make the flyer. My favorite thing about the flyer is the prioritization of the requirements.
In fact, my buddy Axl Rosenberg has a hilarious step-by-step breakdown of how ridiculous each requirement is. Thanks for FINALLY bringing some joy into our lives, Five Finger Death Punch!
