How could Robb Flynn top his last birthday, where he dressed in drag? The Machine Head frontman had a penis-themed cake for himself this year. I'm warning you in advance that there was no evidence of the cake in tact completely. The closest we got is a mutilated looking dick cake that may or may not make you cringe depending on how squeamish you are.
Ready?
Yeah, it really lost its head over how great the whole situation was.
Machine Head will be releasing their new record sometime in November, which will hopefully make you forget my terrible joke above.