Outdoor music festivals. Where showers are hard to come by, it's generally hot as hell, and you've likely been drinking for the better part of 12 hours. And after a long day of all that, what better thing to do than fuck in your tent? According to Lovehoney, more people are doing it than you think.
Lovehoney surveyed over 2,100 adults over the age of 18 years old and it turns out that 39% of 'em have done the dirty on festival grounds. Roughly 47% of men surveyed said they have, while only 30% of women admitted to it.
To break that down even further, 55% of those who've done some festival boning were between the ages of 18 and 34, while 13% were over the age of 55.
"Festivals are like a big playground for adults. They're all about having fun and give people the chance to escape the stress, duties and rules of everyday life," Lovehoney's Elisabeth Neumann said, according to Loudwire.
"Festivals promise freedom and are spaces to let us explore new things and perhaps be a bit more daring. Whether it be with your partner or someone you've just met, having sex contributes to this spirit of excitement and adventure."
Look, all we can is this – if you're gonna get down at a festival with your partner or otherwise, just be safe. And try to find a shower beforehand if at all possible. You'll both have a much more pleasant time, I promise.
As for what percentage of musicians are getting it on at festivals, it's not clear. Though one recent study suggested that musicians are pretty attractive, so they've at least got that going for them. Doubly so if you're a dude playing extreme metal and you're trying to get the attention of other dudes. Then you're unquestionably getting some.
