Long story short, you can now purchase Slayer, Motörhead, and Iron Maiden socks from "luxury sock" company Stance. The socks and are going for $18 per pair, and the company calls the line of three socks the "Legends Of Metal" line, which is accurate, but again – $18 for a pair of socks that you'll be hiding under your jeans. Are people into this, or am I being reasonable in wondering why the hell these socks are $18?
Here's what they look like, and you can purchase 'em here if you feel so inclined to.