This past weekend, a small town in Illinois was rocked by the Gathering of the Juggalos as it steam-rolled through the time bringing with it endless supplies of Faygo and drugs. Speaking of drugs, somebody was found in a tent who had OD'd on the first day of the event.
Cory Collins is identified as the person who was found dead in his tent on Friday morning, a heroin overdose is the expected cause. Track marks were found on his arm and Collins asked another attendee if he could crash in the attendee's tent because he wasn't feeling so well. Riverfont Times reports the body was found the next day:
He explained that he went to lift the man's arm up (which reportedly displayed track marks) to check his pulse, but when he did so "the guy's whole body came up — rigor mortis had begun to set in — and blood came out of his mouth."
Our source explains that the man then frantically began trying to wake his sleeping friends, telling them that there was a dead man in the tent with them. "These are four dudes that had been sleeping with a corpse."
Honestly, I'm shocked there aren't more drug-related deaths at the Gathering, what with their being something called a "Drug Bridge" where you can just go and buy basically any sort of drug you want.
In slightly less depressing news, the clowns themselves appeared out of makeup at an afterparty and look as ravishing as you would expect:
The most metal act to perform at the Gathering this year was Soulfly, but no cellphone footage was available at the time of this posting.