January 4 was #NationalRoastDay and the snarky bastards behind the Wendy's Twitter weren't about to pass up that opportunity. The brand either hired someone for the day to roast metal bands tweeting at them or just have some knowledgable staffers, because it got pretty brutal.
Wendy's ripped apart bands and artists like Matt Deis of CKY, Gwar, Atreyu, Papa Roach, Attila's Chris Fronzak and Chelsea Grin, all of which are guaranteed to make you laugh.
Atreyu invented Twitter.
Why'd Ashes to Ashes take 3 years? It can't be that hard to write a bunch of break downs and scream over it. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
We were trying to listen to some of your music but couldn't find our Zune. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Knock off Frankie Palmeri has jokes
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Honestly afraid of starting intergalactic war, and not sure what's considered an insult on your planet.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Haven't had a track worth listening to since the rapper quit. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Honestly impressed on how long the ex's and oh's wave is taking you. ? #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
This tweet reminds us that the past is real. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 5, 2019
But who's The Rock without the people's elbow? #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Literally don't have enough eyeliner for this right now. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
And we need somebody to pick up this leftover stack of samplers from the early 2000s. It's like emo AOL minutes. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Is that what you told your dog when you were in the studio recording Counting Worms?
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
oh is this an Underoath cover band? #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Can't wait to do the wall of death, and the circle pit, and hear you tell us this is the best town of the tour so far while you run support for Hatebreed. ? #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019