Attention all you Astro Zombies out there. Thanks to the good people over at Relentless Assault (run by an artist calling himself Seth Relentless in Austin, Texas), one of the coolest custom action figures ever created can now be yours: a 3.75-inch tall figure of Glenn Danzig as Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Star Wars film franchise, first played by actor Alec Guinness in the original 1977 film. Of course, Seth Relentless' version of Danzig as Kenobi favors the dark side, as he should, because he's Danzig, dammit.
Obi-Glenn Kenobi is the second figure in Relentless Assault's Star Wars-themed "Punk Wars" series. The first being See-Three-Allin (C-3-AL-N), a blood-splattered, micro-penis take on GG Allin, which sold out quickly. Tiny Glenn Kenobi can be yours for $45 bucks over on Relentless Assaults website. DO IT.