If you've been feeling like your bathroom isn't quite as metal as you'd like it to be lately, we've got a solution for you! Enter Renova toilet paper, which comes in eight different colors, though let's just be real and admit that you're going for the pitch black one. It's $19.99 for a pack of six black rolls, which means you can only drop a deuce in one way from now on – metal as fuck.
Oh, and here's the best review for it.
As an engineer at a paper mill who manufactures toilet paper, I'd say i know my s**t about toilet paper (no pun intended). This stuff really is amazing. Not only is it soft and strong but the color is amazing. There is no question in my mind no matter what color you buy, if you throw this in your bathroom every guest that uses it will have some remark for you. The black toilet paper is my particular favorite, i love never knowing when i need to stop wiping. Is it clean? is it dirty? who knows!
Get a six pack of three ply from Amazon for $19.99 – a little pricier, but way more metal than regular toilet paper.
[via MetalSucks]
