Last week, we posted this hilarious juggaLove video, with the premise being a dating network for juggalos, who are of course fans of the Insane Clown Posse.
Today we get word of Date Edge, which is in no way a parody, but an actual dating site for "a simple, fun dating site for people who are straightedge". But they're not trying to exclude non-edgers, the site boasts it's also for "for the people that love them. …or who want to love them."
I'd like to point out that I personally have nothing against people who decide to be straight edge, it's your life, more power to you for abstaining from drugs and alcohol. The problem I have is with people who feel the need to judge and lecture me for my life choices.
When you load DateEdge.com for the first time, you are greeted by the type of people you could expect to find on this dating site:
The fine folks at AUX.tv even went as far as to sign up for a new account on the service which has a thorough questionaire asking you not only how Edge you are, but how tolerant you are of other people's Edge, including your "drug friendliness,"
Overall, looks like a pretty well built site from a development point of view, and if it helps a few straight-edgers mate up, more power to 'em. If James Hetfield ever gets divorced, he now has a new site where he can find a fellow straight edger.