Well this is awkward….
Some people wait all their lives to go to a metal festival, Jesus just had to wait 2013 years, and when he shows up somebody has to disgrace him by wearing that now-infamous Cradle of Filth t-shirt. There were more Jesus sightings at Bloodstock:
A much heavier Jesus was spotted at Bloodstock a few years back…
So now we know…Jesus is a total metalhead. I guess Christian metal makes much more sense to me now.
[via Reddit]