Are you looking around your space of living right now and noticing you don't have a Lemmy (from Motorhead, duh) statue? Is that a void to fill in your life? Because there's totally a solution for that now! Which is weird!
Lemmy has teamed up with Rock Iconz, who needed to put a "z" instead of an "s" to prove how super legitimate they are, to produce the above statue of himself. Apparently the statue will be produced in limited quantities through the end of 2013 and then be available internationally in 2014, but in limited qualities. It'll also be numbered, hand-painted and come with a certificate of authenticity, just in case people are doubting how super legitimate you are with your limited edition Lemmy statue. I think I made it pretty clear how I feel about this through sarcasm.
The heart monitor joke is of course in reference to Lemmy's recent health issues.