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Meet Your New Least-Favorite Band: SNOW WHITE'S POISON BITE

"Hello haters, hello friends, it's me Jeremy, I'm back again"

So starts your new least-favorite song by the aptly named Snow White's Poison Bite

Here is the video in question and it's honestly mind-blowing how much genre-melding they do.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmCen8bTcds[/youtube]

Of course, there is the obvious Misfits influence with the face paint, but the sound of the band is not at all punk rock. In fact, this sounds like proto-nü-metal to me. The "lyrics" of the song is about how Jeremy is "going to make it." The riffs are all open chords. All that's missing is a backwards red cap. I guess these guys are more influenced by Dope or Orgy.

What angers me the most about this is that the hook is miserably catchy. I heard this song yesterday and then woke up this morning with the hook stuck in my head. It's like a virus infecting me.

Snow White's Poison Bite's new album Featuring: Dr. Gruesome And The Gruesome Gory Horror Show is out now on leading independent record retailer Victory Records. Of course it is!

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