Oh boy, MetalSucks have discovered two gems and I can't decide which is better. Can you help me out?
First, they discovered a new track from Jackass star Bam Margera called “Bend My Dick to My Ass.” I will admit, as terrible of a premise as it is, I can't help but laugh at the track. The jokey dubstep stuff gave me a few chuckles, and all the dance tropes he used showed that maybe, JUST MAYBE, Bam is in on the joke…
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I actually made it to the end and laughed. Am I going to hell?
Secondly, they somehow found a rare Bret Michaels dance track which is vomit-in-mouth awful. It's called "You Know You Want It" and Bret, I definitely do not. Listen below:
Also, check out this legit artwork for the single:
Pretty amazing. So, if you made it through both tracks without shooting your brains out, I ask you, which…is…worse?
