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Until about 8 months ago, I was rocking a big-ass beard and some shoulder-length Jesus locks. Then I was fired from my public radio job. Needless to say, a haircut was in order if I was going to find (legal) gainful employment. I retained the beard, cutting it short along with the rest of my hair. I want long hair again, but need to keep up a “neat and clean” appearance for my job. What do you recommend?
-A.J.

Greg's response Oh man, I always wanted a job in radio. Imagine being able to talk for a living. I'd get real fat and just sit in my dj chair eating 10X10's and pounds of animal fries from In n' Out burger between songs. I'd also only play the most horrific aweful music ever created for hours on end with no break. I'd piss in bottles. A.J., a job is a very important thing to have in todays world. Cutting your hair was the right thing to do because even if you don't look cool now at least you have money.

-Greg

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