Man, I know some people love DIO but uhh…
According to The Smoking Gun, a 24-year-old Wisconsin man allegedly became so incensed by a lackluster karaoke performance of DIO's classic song "Holy Diver" that he assaulted the singer and a second man, police charge. According to a River Falls Police Department report, Kyle D. Drinkwine throttled singer James Mischler, 28, and his friend Cyrus Kozub, 29, on November 7 "over one's ability to sing karaoke." Though cops did not specify which song set Drinkwine off last week, Kozub told The Smoking Gun that Mischler was performing "Holy Diver". Following the assaults, police apprehended Drinkwine after a short foot chase. A subsequent Breathalyzer test recorded his blood alcohol content at .169, more than twice the state limit.
The gentleman to your right is the man responsible for said beatdown. Can you imagine what that was like? "DUDE YOU'RE FUCKING UP DIO MAN! MOTHERFUCKING DIO!! ARE YOU CRAZY???" ::smack::. I've never been so drunk that I beat somebody up for fucking up Dio… does that make me less of a metal head? [via Blabbermouth]
