Nitro reunited in 2016 after the run as a band from 1988 to 1993, which brought back to light the fact that guitarist Michael Angelo Batio is an inhuman shredder.
Oddly enough, H&R Block also recognized this fact and hired him to power the world's only guitar-powered tax shredding machine for an hour. The best part is that I'm not being even remotely hyperbolic aside from the source of power here – watch the below video and tell me I'm kidding.
H&R Block will be hiring Mournful Congregation next year to have the slowest shredding machine humanly possible to prove some point or another. Also, I really hope that happens.
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