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Just don't strain too hard. You'll end up in the hospital.
After you order your metal Christmas cards, you really ought to start thinking about cracking some nuts. Now really, what better way to invite your family and friends to deshell a few than with a metal themed nutcracker? You can have Abbath, Danzig, Ozzy and pretty much anyone else you'd like, because you need to let everyone know you're not some untrve poser.
Check 'em out!
Then go here and get you one.
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Featuring Korn, King Diamond, Gwar, and so much more!
The holidays are right around the corner. Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanza shopping for metal heads may not be easy, so we here at Metal...
Tony Iommi would approve, and feel very festive about it.
It's technical as all hell, as usual.
