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CATTLE DECAPITATION's Face Mask Lets You Kiss Ass

It sums up how this year has been.

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Are you a fan of memes, Cattle Decapitation, and have a picture of a someone's nether regions touching your face? Then you're going to dig Cattle Decapitation's new face mask! It's absurd as all hell, which is very in line with how Cattle Decapitation has been handling this pandemic thus far.

Get the mask here. It's also worth noting "Due to Covid-19, a one-sided, (butthole-less), version is unavailable." Sorry.

Covid-19 contamination… Concert Cancellations… Conceited Cat Killers… Kenneth Copeland… Controversy…. Karen. Concurrently, 2020 has been one cacophonous dumpster fire of Coronavirus created community culpability. Celebrate our species-specific senselessness with this sensationally sublimated Cattle Decapitation "2020 Sucks" face mask. Featuring an assemblage of unfortunate anthropogenic anecdotes anno 2020! An obnoxious array of absurdity with a reverse side that features abominable assholery for your anterior aperture.

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