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KISS Makes Toilet Seats Now Because Of Course They Do

At least we can literally shit on them now.

At least we can literally shit on them now.

"If you're gonna do anything, why not sit on my face," asks Kiss frontman Gene Simmons in a video below, surely causing at least some people to vomit. I don't think this comes as surprise to literally anyone that Kiss is doing toilet seats either considering these are the dudes that also made air guitar strings. Plus, toilet seats are a thing that exists in the world, therefor Gene Simmons will try to sell it to you.

Anyway, here's a video in case you forgot what toilet seats are. KISS are no strangers to merchandise that pushes the line of good taste, from overpriced masks to wine, to caskets and urns to disturbing looking condoms.

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