Are your pumpkins significantly less than "trve kvlt" status? Have metal fans walked by your house and accused you of just listening to the radio? Do trick-or-treaters come to your house with bags full of Type O Negative CDs because they assume you like shitty music and want to help out? We've got the cure for you!
For the low price of $13, you can snag these metal pumpkin carving patterns from Molten Metal Merch! The patterns range from Megadeth and Venom to King Diamond and Candlemass… though that's only the start. We suggest grabbing a red LED and tossing it inside the pumpkin, for extra metal-ness.