If you've got $1,000 burning a hole in your pocket and you've always wanted a good excuse to wear Gene Simmons face, then today is the best day of your life! Now you can have exactly that for a cool grand right here, but hurry! It's only available for a limited time. I can only imagine by the time this post goes up, they'll be sold out due to the insane demand for this type of thing.
Oh, and when I say realistic, I mean realistic. Like, turn this thing around if you have a member of the opposite sex over kind of realistic… or put it on. Whatever you're into.
Anyone else feel like they kinda need a shower now? Or some sex? If sex, use KISS condoms.
