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You Should Buy A MÖTLEY CRÜE Vibrator

More insane merchandise from bands.

More insane merchandise from bands.

Ghost has a buttplug, Motorhead has a vibrator, and now Motley Crue joins that club with its own line of vibrators. Initially I wanted to dismiss this as silly, but this is 2016, where Deafheaven has a blanket out on the market, Full Of Hell and The Body literally sell a knife with their logos on it, and you can basically sell whatever the fuck you want. The vibrators are made by Lovehoney and are not currently on the market.

Gaudy, pink, and battery operated! Just like the good Lord intended. No word on when they hit the market, but I can assure you we probably won't keep you updated that.

[via MetalSucks]

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