Dethklok is out on the road supporting the final Metalocalypse movie and they really wish you'd shower before showing up. Dethklok's hilarious pre-show PSA featuring their mascot Facebones has racked up over 3 million views on TikTok, and sarcastically urges some basic hygiene. Because nobody wants to stand around at a show that smells like a festival toilet, right?
"Now that you're all officially in the club, we'd like to take the time to talk about proper concert etiquette," said Facebones in the video. "Etiquette? What's that? Well, etiquette is a French word that means 'how to not act like a stupid asshole.' So let's get into it. First off, concert hygiene. You know when you go to a show and you're standing next to a person that smells like B.O. and old shoes and shit? Oh, you don't know? Then that person might be you. Take a shower at some point in your life and then come to the show."
So go take a goddamn shower and then catch Dethklok with Babymetal and Jason Richardson at one of the dates below. Tickets are available here.
9/9 Wallingford, CT Toyota Oakdale Theatre
9/10 Alton, VA Blue Ridge Rock Festival
9/12 Philadelphia, PA The Mann Center
9/14 Boston, MA MGM Music Hall at Fenway
9/15 New York, NY Hammerstein Ballroom
9/17 Sterling Heights, MI Michigan Lottery Amphitheatre
9/18 Toronto, ONT RBC Echo Beach
9/20 Grand Rapids, MI GLC Live at 20 Monroe
9/21 Chicago, IL Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom
9/23 Louisville, KY Louder Than Life Festival
9/24 Milwaukee, MN The Rave/Eagles Club
9/25 Minneapolis, MN The Fillmore
9/27 St. Louis, MO Saint Louis Music Park
9/28 Omaha, NE Steelhouse Omaha
9/30 Denver, CO Fillmore Auditorium
10/1 Salt Lake City, UT The Complex
10/3 Vancouver, BC PNE Forum
10/4 Seattle, WA WaMu Theater
10/7 Sacramento, CA Aftershock Festival
10/8 Las Vegas, NV Pearl Theater at Palms Casino Resort
10/10 Phoenix, AZ Arizona Financial Theater
10/11 Los Angeles, CA YouTube Theater
