Yesterday, As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis was released from custody on a bail bond after being detained in a San Diego prison on allegations he attempted to hire a hitman to murder his wife, who ended up being an undercover cop. Lambesis eventually plead not guilty to one count of solicitation of murder.
Today, GWAR frontman Oderus Urugus must have had a great batch of crack to smoke, because he just went off on an epic, and quite hilarious rant on his label mate.
Oderus, who has previously went on epic rants directed towards Rob Zombie, Slipknot, HELLYEAH and even memorably telling Dave Mustaine to shut the fuck up, posted the following tweets moments ago:
Congratulations to label-mate and cut MF #timlambesis for making bail bro! Now get out there and hire some people to chop us some bitches.
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
As far as the tracker-bracelet, I advocate getting one of similar size on the other leg. #timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
However, if the tracker is the latest model, made specifically for celebrities, then it's practically weightless. Comfy, even. #timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
However, if the tracker is the latest model, made specifically for celebrities, then it's practically weightless. Comfy, even. #timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Then again, you sing for a metal band, so you might not get celebrity status, except with metal fans. #timlambsis You've got the old model.
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
It weighs about eight pounds and is uncomfortable AS SHIT. Plus it hums and shocks. #timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
C'mon Tim, whats the matter? At least in #Richmond when we get charged with killing someone, we actually do it. #randyblythe
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Bad thing : Tim can't leave San Diego except to visit lawyer. Good thing : Lawyer lives in Pago-Pago#timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Whats that? It's only Pago now? Why is that? Because it ain't half the place it used to be. #rimshot
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Obviously, the charges against Lambesis are no laughing matter. He could be facing nine years in prison if convicted.
