The dudes at MetalSucks tipped me off to this lovely trailer for a movie called "Bones" (very original title). Zakk Wylde clearly has a part in the movie. From whatever was revealed in this trailer, I can tell this movie is drek. If there was a male version of the Lifetime channel this movie would be in constant rotation on that channel.
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