Of all the big European festivals, in the last few years it seems like France's Hellfest always has the most unfuckwithable lineup. The event took place a few weeks ago, and I was browsing their Facebook photo gallery, and noticed a trend… a lot of weird people visit Hellfest. So, here I present a collection of the weirdest, starting with the Confederate viking up top. Let's begin…
I do NOT want to be that security guard!
Um, I guess members of Great Britain's court made it out to the show?! Seriously, who dresses like this to an outdoor festival?
Do NOT touch this guy's beer (or beard)
Look at this guy the wrong way and he'll place a voodoo spell on you.
This guy was actually going to Spring Break in Cancun, but then got on the wrong plane, landed at the fest and just said FUCK IT! I
Homer Simpson and a Man Cow. Sure, why not?
This guy may have been in the pit a little too long.
MY EYEEEES!!!!
Why hello, Mrs. Vader
Always good when Jesus spares some time for the heavy
THIS GUY!!
"Hey man, can you help me out? Yea, I'm going to be in this open field and I want to make sure I'm easily spottable. Yep, Blue!"
This guy escaped from the set of Lord of The Rings
Dickhead
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