We've all been there – you're drunk and you've got to pee like, right this very second. Usually a bush or some secluded area will suffice in a pinch, but apparently a family of three sitting right in front of you is an option too.
During Metallica's August 4 show at the University Of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, AZ, 44-year old New Mexico man Daniel Francis Daddio was "heavily intoxicated" according a report, and just peed all over a family of three sitting in front of him. The family of three had a 10 year old in its party as well, whose new memory of going to a Metallica show is getting pissed all over by some dude.
Pro tip! If you're going to get drunk in public, make sure you're only consuming the amount you can handle. That, or just don't get blackout drunk. Daddio faces disorderly conduct and indecent exposure charges.