Every few years, we get a new death metal rooster to enjoy. The last one we saw seven years ago, has likely passed away by now – as a rooster's lifespan is between 5-8 years, according to MetalSucks. But now, a new rooster, Austria’s Klobesen — German for “Toilet Brush” – has taken the crown.
I recently visited the U.S. Virgin Islands, and these roosters were walking around all over the place like stray cats. Plenty of them could've auditioned for Suffocation.
