Someone at Saturday Night Live is paying attention to recent trends in metal, because a recent sketch with the fake nü-metal band Discreet Annihilation absolutely fucking nails it. You've seen bands like this, who ask for exorbitant amounts of money to basically live out their dreams, and offer god-awful perks and honestly, could probably do their project for 1/10th the cost.
Anyway, check it out. This is perfect.