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UGH, STOP MOM. I DON'T WANNA GO TO MY ROOM.
Just don't strain too hard. You'll end up in the hospital.
Send 'em to your coworkers and family!
January marks the first time you can have your very own Weedian.
Expensive? Yes. Awesome? We'll see.
MASTER OF SKATEBOARDS I'M TAKING YOUR MONEY.
Chris Fronzak might actually be a moron. Like, for real.
If I told you that you could buy this black metal Bernie Sanders shirt (pictured above) and that the proceeds would go directly to Senator...
$500 to take a photo with Maynard and Adam Jones! Okay…
Metal pumpkins? Check! Don't let your house suck this year!
You need this because looking badass is badass!