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dear greg,

first off you are all that is awesomeness! and i bet you get laid more than
gene simmons (zat faggot)! here's my problem:

i am a drummer in 2 bands currently, one deathcore and one melodic metal. i
have been in the melodic band for 2 months and i just reciently joined the
dethcore one. the deathcore band thinks it's ok to be in 2 bands, but the
melodic band's guitarist thinks that i will eventually quit one because of
conflicting practice time. what do you think?

-metal mike

Greg's response:

Metal Mike,

Here's the deal, you've got so much rock in you that you need two bands. Anytime you can find different styles of music to play I suggest you do it. Your guitar player might just be bummed that he only has one band. I constantly have a bunch of projects going on even though I'm in The Red Chord. Now to address the getting laid thing. A couple of years ago I decided I needed to focus more on the rock. To do this I needed to alleviate myself from any outside distractions, mainly the ladies. I had my penis removed and since then all I can think of is the rock. Let's kick it!

-Greg

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